30+ things I do not have

Here's a list of things I do not have in my business:

Flawless English
An American accent
A bonsai tree
A gratitude journal with daily affirmations
A plan to reverse my biological age
A sales process
A LinkedIn engagement pod
A daily espresso and glass of water every morning
A Notion dashboard tracking how many poops I had this week (and their color/consistency)
A plan for tomorrow's email
A presence on TikTok
A "hustle for real" coffee mug
An over-the-top, always-happy attitude
A million-dollar smile
A feng shui-optimized office layout
A sales script
A grasp on my accounting (hi Conor!)
A gym routine
Google Analytics 4 or 8 or 45.7 or whatever the number they're on now
A website designed by a web designer (I built it myself)
A life coach, business coach, and spiritual guru on speed dial
A health blend with 75+ vitamins, minerals, & whole-food stuff
A walking wardrobe full of power suits
A collection of healing crystals
An Instagram strategy
A "work hard, play hard" neon sign in my office
Professional photos
A Pinterest vision board
Fancy leather-covered notebooks
Monthly retrospectives
A secret underground bunker for my inevitable burnout and breakdown

What do I have?

Freedom. The freedom to say whatever I want, do whatever I want, and spend my time however I want. And I sincerely hope the same for you.

Louis Grenier
Recovering Frenchman, bowel cancer survivor, husband, dad, marketer.
louis@stfo.io

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